Every Scandal Has a Silver Lining
Another week, another bank writing a cheque with an eye-watering number of zeros on it. This time it’s HSBC, stumping up a cool $1.1 billion for a little mess dating back to the Bernie Madoff days. Honestly, you have to laugh. While the shareholders are wincing and the executives are rehearsing their lines about ‘drawing a line under the past’, another group is quietly rubbing its hands together. I’m talking about the clean-up crew. The armies of lawyers, consultants, and risk managers who thrive on precisely this kind of corporate catastrophe.
To me, it’s a bit like being a very expensive plumber. When a pipe bursts in a Mayfair mansion, the owner is having a dreadful day. But for the chap with the wrench, it’s a fantastic business opportunity. The bigger the mess, the bigger the bill. And in the world of global finance, the messes are colossal. This HSBC provision isn’t just a one-off payment. It’s the culmination of years of legal wrangling, forensic accounting, and strategic advice, all of which costs a fortune. While the bank takes the hit, the advisory firms that guide them through the storm are booking billable hours.