The Not-So-Happy Corporate Marriage
It seems to me that corporate boardrooms are starting to resemble the final, bitter days of a celebrity marriage. For decades, the mantra was "bigger is better". Consumer goods giants gobbled each other up, creating sprawling empires of everything from ketchup to coffee. Now, they’re all hiring divorce lawyers, and frankly, it’s about time.
The catalyst for this latest round of soul-searching is Kraft Heinz, which is reportedly mulling a rather enormous spin-off. The logic is brutally simple. Imagine you have two children. One is a studious, reliable accountant who brings in a steady, if unexciting, income. The other is a tech-bro entrepreneur, burning through cash but promising to be the next big thing. When they live under the same roof, the accountant’s steady earnings get lost subsidising the tech-bro’s whims, and investors just see a messy, confusing household.
By splitting them up, each business can be judged on its own merits. The slow, steady brands can appeal to income investors, while the high-growth segments can attract those with a bigger appetite for risk. It’s a classic case of addition by subtraction.